Author Topic: Yo Austin, my new bitch!!  (Read 2489 times)

[GiT]Fran

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Yo Austin, my new bitch!!
« on: October 07, 2005, 01:43:43 PM »
yo dude, got the computer up and running!!!
and teamspeak installed.

When do I have to give u the blowjob??

thats how u said I could join!!!

Don't fukn black ball me!!

Your Other Friend (that makes 2!)

Darren  :oops:

[TiG]valen

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« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2005, 04:09:15 PM »
FFS Darren! What kind of name is Fran? Bit Gay is'nt it!!!


For the rest of the clan, this is Pauls mate, (DrunNDunk).

Good lad he is too. But he's english.  :wink:

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« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2005, 04:25:23 PM »
FFS 3 Of Them Now,well at least the 3rd hasnt got a Belfast accent :wink:

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« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2005, 04:41:57 PM »
Did we pound him?  :lol:

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accent
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2005, 05:34:12 PM »
I ain't got no belfast accent like!

So there u have it, alright? dead on.

[proud of my Fermanagh roots!!] :D

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Re: accent
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2005, 06:53:42 PM »
Quote from: [TiG]DrunkNDunk
I ain't got no belfast accent like!

So there u have it, alright? dead on.

[proud of my Fermanagh roots!!] :D


And quite right, you should be.



/me thinks Austin is planning TiG domination

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« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2005, 08:10:24 PM »
I can only imagine the 3 way ts between valen and his "close" friends would go something like this.

Sweetheart = Fran/Drunkndunk

Wellhung = Valen "according to jackabo "

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing an expensive red silk blouse, a black leather mini skirt and high heeled boots. I am tan and very buffed. I work out everyday. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 125 kilos. I wear glasses and have on a pair of blue sweatpants I just bought at Walmart. I'm also wearing an old T-shirt, it's got some barbeque sauce stains on it and it smells kind of funny.
Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my nightstand. I look up into your eyes and I'm smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and I begin to feel your huge swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping. I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now, I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and I'm sliding it softly off.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off of my warm body. I'm rubbing your bulge faster now, rubbing and pulling.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and tears a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK. It wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it! I'm wearing a lacy black bra, my soft breasts are rising and falling as I breathe harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp of your bra, I think it's stuck. Do you have scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I reach behind my back and undo the clasp. My bra slides off. The cool air caresses my breasts, my nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: WHAT?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off of my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking your sopping wet blouse from you and throwing it in the corner of the room.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweatpants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman! Your hands are cold! Yeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out and nibbling on you..ummm, wait a second.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Is there anything I can do to help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen. Choking wildly. Looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink!
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm aching for you lover.
Wellhung: Now I'm drying the cup. I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait it's dark, I'm lost. Where is the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tugging off your pants. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: I kiss you passionately. Our naked bodies pressed against each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take your glasses off?
Wellhung: OK. But I can't see very well. I'm placing my glasses on the nightstand.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly to the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet and lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I just realised I peed in your hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bed now. Blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: Now I'm going to put my, you know...thing in your, um, woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, Baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. Ma'am, I'm having a little problem here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth. I can't wait another second. Slide it in! Screw me!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: WHAT?
Wellhung: I'm limp...I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener all floppy. I'm looking for my glasses to see what the problem is.
Sweetheart: NO! Never mind. I'm getting dressed, I'm putting on my underwear and my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait. I can't find the night table. I'm reaching across the dresser, knocking off cans of hairspray, your picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: Now I've found my glasses. My God! One of your candles fell on the curtain! The curtain is on fire. I'm pointing at it with a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell! I'm logging off, LOSER!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Nooooooo!



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« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2005, 02:30:13 AM »
no harm 2 ye i couldnt be arsed readn all dat


but lol sat it anyways ^^^ lmao :lol:

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« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2005, 09:39:33 AM »
Class Jally! You must have been very bored though.

[TiG]d22ontour

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« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2005, 09:51:38 AM »
Quote from: [TiG]Valen
Class Jally! You must have been very bored though.


What you talking about willis ?

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[TiG]jalls

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« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2005, 03:36:05 PM »
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