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General Stuff => Humour Me => Drunken Rambling => Topic started by: [nRs]Wiseman on November 14, 2004, 03:22:30 PM

Title: For the glory of Ireland!
Post by: [nRs]Wiseman on November 14, 2004, 03:22:30 PM

Paddy the Englishman, Paddy the Irishman, Paddy the Scotsman, and Paddy the Welshman were all flying together in an airliner. The captain announced that they were losing altitude rapidly and that one of them would have to jump out to save the others.

"I do this for the glory of Scotland," said Paddy the Scotsman and he jumped out.

"We need to lose more weight," said the captain, so Paddy the Welshman shouted, "I do this for the glory of Wales," and jumped out.

"Sorry," said the captain. "I'm afraid we need to lose the weight of just one more person."

"I do this for the glory of Ireland," said Paddy the Irishman and threw out Paddy the Englishman.
 :lol:

Title: For the glory of Ireland!
Post by: [TiG]JimeatsLans on November 14, 2004, 03:37:31 PM

You've obviously never watched Father Ted.

Title: For the glory of Ireland!
Post by: [nRs]Wiseman on November 14, 2004, 03:42:07 PM

:?  naw I haven't what is it?

Title: For the glory of Ireland!
Post by: [TiG]JimeatsLans on November 14, 2004, 03:43:47 PM

A TV show about 3 Irish preists.

They're on a plane thats going to crash, theres two parachutes. Father Jack steals one and puts the other on the trolly of booze instead of giing it to someone else.

Title: For the glory of Ireland!
Post by: [nRs]Wiseman on November 14, 2004, 03:51:46 PM

ROFL!!  :lol:   For somereason I can believe there's some reality to that joke.

Title: For the glory of Ireland!
Post by: [TiG]Lucutus on November 14, 2004, 03:54:09 PM

Yea, the episode goes on, unrelated to said priest and booze, at the very end, you see Fr. Jack hanging from his chute in a tree, just inches out of arms reach from the delicious refreshing booze cart...

oh how we all lol'ed.

 :odlums:

Title: For the glory of Ireland!
Post by: [TiG]JimeatsLans on November 14, 2004, 04:00:42 PM

There was much rofl'age to be had.

Title: For the glory of Ireland!
Post by: [nRs]Wiseman on November 14, 2004, 06:04:35 PM

and the minstrals rejoiced! YAYAAaaaaaaaa