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General Stuff => Humour Me => Drunken Rambling => Topic started by: Jackabo82 on September 02, 2004, 11:03:21 PM
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A new Buckie Anthem - Recite to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"
Let me tell ya a story about a man named Jed
Poor Lurgan man, barely kept his kin fed
Then one day when he was signing on the line
Said "Hurry up bitch,need some money for ma wine"
Buckfast that is, tonic wine, number nine.
Well the next thing ya know old Jed's lyin' flat
The kin folk said "Jed give us a sup a that
"These ole dole cheques just simply ain't enough"
So they grabbed all the kids and started sleepin' rough
The park that is,rollie fags,sleepin'bags.
And now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his friends
Buckfast everyday,
their luck has now come in
Your all invited back next week to this locality
To join the whole family pissin' up a tree.
You all come back now ya hear
For Y'all who dont know what bucky is !! Its a cheap ?4.50 bottle of wine that tastes like S**t and it sends you off your Rocker and gives you a hangover from hell.
The Buckfast Prayer
Our tonic,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our toenail ends,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill bucky against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the buckfast,
The Tonic and The Buckie.
Forever and ever,
Barmen.
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?4.50? Bastardos! The price has reached nearly 10 yoyos in the city of Galway, such is the demand :)
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Hmmmm me thinks i should buy a few crates and sell them in galway $$$$$$$$
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You can now buy a pretty decent bottle of wine for less than a bottle of buckie whats the world coming too...
Ah buckfast gets you fcuked fast
Althgouht I never understood the kids putting a can of red bull into the buckie