« previous next »
Pages: [1]

Author Topic: Friday Madness  (Read 911 times)

[TiG]the_syco

  • My command is your wish...
  • TiG Member
  • Needs a life
  • *****
  • Posts: 1826
    • the-syco.eu
Friday Madness
« on: March 18, 2005, 08:31:19 PM »
Whats black and white, and eats like a horse?





A zebra :P


=-=


Whats the difference between a duck and a lawyer?





The lawyer can shove his bill up his ass!
Logged

Jackabo82

  • Cillit Bang Salesman
  • Needs a life
  • *****
  • Posts: 2290
    • Bebo thingy
Friday Madness
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2005, 04:07:10 AM »
Whats Black & Blue and Hates Sex ?
A Rape Victim !

Whats Got 500 legs and no pubic hair ?
front row of a Westlife concert !!

Q.how do you get away with raping a deaf girl ?
A.break her arms so she cant tell nobody !!

An old Broken down council house has home to 3 rats,but these are no normal rats ,thse rats are always trying to out do each other for the top rat !!.
one day one of the rats enter the nest holding his back yelling "Im The Rat Im The Rat ,I was trying to get some cheese from the Rat Trap when Whoosh it slamed closed on my back!!..But I survived,im the rat,im the rat !! "
A Few minutes later the 2nd rat enters the nest holding his neck shouting "Im the Rat Im The Rat ,I was trying to take scraps from the table when the owner of the house swung the broom and wacked me into the wall head first,but i survided...Im the Rat Im the Rat !!!
The 3rd Rat enters the nest Rubbing his balls ."YOU THINK YOUR THE RAT,IM JUST BACK FROM SHAGGING THE CAT !!!!.
Logged

Alegis

  • Guest
Friday Madness
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2005, 09:08:46 AM »
Quote from: [TiG] Jackabo
Q.how do you get away with raping a deaf girl ?
A.break her arms so she cant tell nobody !!

Reminds me of an old Greek story, where they (2 evil haxorz) cut her tongue, then her hands so she couldn't write it down... Eventually the person wrote it down by using a pen in her mouth.

What's yellow and if you jump on it turns red?

a little chick
Logged
Pages: [1]
« previous next »