Erm I'm an english irishman.. which means I love to drink and have a laugh but I'm a twat

Ive lived in Ireland for a few years too in a lil o' town called Claremorris so Im quite hardened to the plastic/tan insults.. dont worry I've always got the potatoe insult to fall back on
The avatar is a distorted picture I found on a forum a few years back and im quite sure totally unrelated to any of the above suggestions, hopefully at least.. seen as it would be quite a worrying site if either a pussy or ass did look like that tbh.
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