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General Stuff => General Chit Chat => Topic started by: [TiG]jalls on February 19, 2005, 06:02:34 PM

Title: Perfect man and women
Post by: [TiG]jalls on February 19, 2005, 06:02:34 PM
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.

Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.

Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
 Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?

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Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

**** Men keep scrolling.












































































So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
Title: Perfect man and women
Post by: [TiG]-GAME on February 19, 2005, 06:46:50 PM
lol you missed a bit m8

Should also say if you are a woman reading this it just proves another point WOMAN DONT LISION
Title: Perfect man and women
Post by: [TiG]Suppafly on March 17, 2005, 11:31:33 PM
yeah read this one a while ago, funny :)
Title: Perfect man and women
Post by: Alegis on March 18, 2005, 06:47:56 AM
Nice one  :P
Title: Perfect man and women
Post by: Jackabo82 on March 18, 2005, 10:26:00 AM
rofl  :lol:  :lol: