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General Stuff => Humour Me => Topic started by: Murray on July 09, 2007, 09:55:57 PM

Title: Knock
Post by: Murray on July 09, 2007, 09:55:57 PM

Knock Knock.

Title: Re: Knock
Post by: NimRod on July 09, 2007, 10:16:23 PM

uhhhhhhhhhh who's there?

Title: Re: Knock
Post by: Murray on July 09, 2007, 10:29:26 PM

Avenu :mrgreen:

Title: Re: Knock
Post by: NimRod on July 09, 2007, 10:32:43 PM

Avenue WHO/WHAT? lmao  :mrgreen:

Title: Re: Knock
Post by: Murray on July 09, 2007, 10:33:07 PM

AVENu heard this one before

Title: Re: Knock
Post by: NimRod on July 09, 2007, 10:38:27 PM

LMAO hey did you hear about the helicopter pilot from Cavan who had a bad crash? He got cold, so he turned off the fan. INSERT GROAN HERE PLZ  o>

Title: Re: Knock
Post by: Murray on July 09, 2007, 10:38:59 PM

 :spam:

Title: Re: Knock
Post by: Jackabo82 on July 10, 2007, 03:26:59 AM

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/jackabo/holyfail.jpg)

Title: Re: Knock
Post by: [TiG]Grim on July 10, 2007, 05:35:12 PM

lmfao

Title: Re: Knock
Post by: Murray on July 11, 2007, 12:24:58 AM

pwned  :mrgreen:

Title: Re: Knock
Post by: (PoP)Dave on July 11, 2007, 01:16:35 AM

murray your a N()()b.. :spam:

Title: Re: Knock
Post by: Murray on July 11, 2007, 02:25:43 AM

mine was kinda crap aswell but not as bad as tha :P

Title: Re: Knock
Post by: Jackabo82 on July 11, 2007, 03:08:52 PM

A son wakes up early one morning and asks his dad "What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" The dad takes his son to his bedroom and points at his moms vagina and says "See that there? That's a pussy." The son goes "Wowwwwwwwww." and moves in for a closer look. The dad says "Careful son !!, you might wake up the cunt."

now thats a joke :D

Title: Re: Knock
Post by: [TiG]Shano on July 11, 2007, 03:15:56 PM

lool Jack

Title: Re: Knock
Post by: Murray on July 11, 2007, 10:54:11 PM

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.

He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother, Have you found Jesus?"

The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer this
time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"

The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again---but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,
"Are you sure this is where he fell in?

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