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Information and Help => Complaints => Topic started by: maxjam1976 on October 24, 2005, 10:16:41 AM
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Personally the most pissingly annoying thing in this game is this species of scum...
weve all been there, you've just spawned at the airstrip, theres a nice apache, i love being the gunner in that, the TV cam missile is so much fun, etc etc. The eager smile you bear is wiped off your face when the apaches just idles there and all of a sudden, an arrogant pilot orders you to bail out.
When questioned, he tells you to F Off so his buddy can get in...
lets rethink this... well now, ive just spawned...I want to fly or gun and this is the first available chopper... ummm i dont think so, im angry, but politely i tell them one of the following... im a good gunner, the fastest to the chopper gets in, your mate can play this role next time (if he beats me in running to the chopper) etc...
Im now subjected to a tirade of abuse from both of these muppets, finally im shot by the irate wannabe gunner through the cockpit glass by a sniper rifle. Or the two idiots blow up the chopper, themselves and me.
I can understand two mates wanting to hog the chopper, especially if they specialise in flying together effectively, i.e. someones really good in close air support and your team want to win, but imagine my anger when most of the time the pilot cant fly and the gunner cant gun!!!
Sorry, Rant ended...
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We understand *hugz*
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ROFL *pinches cheeks all around ;)*
Seriously though, on a public server anything goes. Just grin, bear, hop onto the other team and show them the way to do by pwning their asses.:D
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just strap some c4 on let them fly for a bit then boom!
i hate assholes like that its a great game when team work is involed but when its not its annoying
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I ask people to get out when I'm playing with my m8 but I ask nicely.
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I ask people to get out when I'm playing with my m8 but I ask nicely.
:shock: no!
:( no!
:x No!
:evil: NO!
:twisted: N O O O O o o o o o . . . . . .!!!!
you're one of ... THEM!!!! :shock:
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I always say please :twisted:
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You say please with your penis.
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or another way you could look at it...
... imagine your waiting there with your mate - 'teh gunner', ready to fly off big grin on your face. you see your co-pilot mate on the far side of the airfield, hes legging it over to you to get in. then you noticed that some guy, one thats just spawned mind you, legs it over and gets into your damn chopper before he does. so your think to yourself 'oh man, this guy is gonna ruin our fun'. so you be polite and go, 'any chance you can let my mate fly' and the eejit goes 'im here first, im the damn gunner' and pretty much rubs you and your mate up the wrong way.
everyone starts giving each other abuse, the two mates are pissed off, the 'co-pilot' is pissed off and eventually gets pissed off even more, bored waiting on one of the two to actually fly, gets into the pilot seat and proceeds to take off.. the two mates, totally irrate at this, shoot the chopper down -- 'now. its my ball and your not playing with it'.
bleh bleh bleh, we see it happen all the time. dont take it personal dude :)
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You say please with your penis.
All 12 inches of it
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yer im with maxjam on this one i know how it feel but i useually give way to people if theyve been playing with the choppers all round.
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your all a disgrace, choppers are for noobs who cant aim. :P
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I say fuck em as it's not like they uploaded their own personal heli into the game.1st come 1st served is the order of the day tbh.
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I say fuck em as it's not like they uploaded their own personal heli into the game.1st come 1st served is the order of the day tbh.
Hear Hear!
It a public server ffs. When you get on a bus, do you demand that someone move out of a seat because its your favorite?
I think not sirs!!!
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I say fuck em as it's not like they uploaded their own personal heli into the game.1st come 1st served is the order of the day tbh.
Hear Hear!
It a public server ffs. When you get on a bus, do you demand that someone move out of a seat because its your favorite?
I think not sirs!!!
They would move if you had 5 c4s strapped to your buttocks and an M95 superrifle!
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2 Marine aviators killed last night in so called "friendly fire" incident...
Shortly after typing his last post here, MaxJam1976 was tragically killed in a blue on blue incident aboard the USS John C Stenis.
Lance Corporal (Gunny) MaxJam1976 and a Pilot (who will not be officially identified until relatives have been informed) were killed when their Super Cobra fast attack helicopter was blown up over the deck of the carrier.
A Suspected Navy Seal known simply as "Beskin" was detained following the incident.
Eyewitnesses reported seeing Beskin arguing with the Lance Corporal MaxJam as he climbed into the cockpit shortly before takeoff. Sketchy details followed but its believed that Beskin planted C4 and remotely detonated it as the Cobra lifted off on a routine mission supporting troops engaging insurgents from MEC Forces in the Gulf of Oman.
A number of other marines were treated for minor injuries by medics at the scene. Its a miracle that the munitions on board the cobra didnt explode causing more casualties. 2 Seahawks and an F22 raptor were also damaged in the blast.
The destroyed aircraft along with the remains of both men lie in 100m waters about a mile off the coast. The Navy has launched an operation to endeavour to recover them over the next few days.
Comrades were visibly distraught and unavailable for comment.
Our thoughts and prayers are with the families of the two marines killed. :salute:
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LMFAO, classic. You could write up our clan match reports.
Fairy
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:D cheers...
Pity i didnt get a chance to bump into that muppet afterwards, if i ever meet him again on the server,his neck, larynx, windpipe and spinal cord will be introduced to Mr.Bayonette... in that order. :twisted:
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lol :D
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Entertaining read, mister maxjam.
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Marines body missing from seabed...
The Recovery operation got under way at 6 a.m. this morning when the Navy launched an R.O.V. to the wreck site of the destroyed Cobra.
They quickly located the blasted chopper's remains in the centre of a large debris field.
Painstakingly the ROV controller under the guidance of a weapons engineer, removed and made safe the damaged weapon systems. After many hours work the helicopter was hauled to the surface. Immediately the damaged cockpit was covered in a tarp and taken on board as part of the investigation.
A Navy official declared that the body of Captain Eyem A Bummer was recovered but that sadly the remains of Lance Corporal Maxjam1976 were nowhere to be found. She stated that strong currents at the crash site and the abundance of large sharks may be to blame.
Initial forensic tests have found traces of C4 chemically identical to that used by United States forces. The suspect 2nd Lieutenant Beskin ImAPrickski remains confined to the brig under heavy guard. Apparently in another twist, Beskin's been heard banging his head on the cell wall mumbling "I wanna be a gunner, I wanna be a gunner, I wanna be a gunner" The former silver star winner is now subject to an internal court marshall and may even face the firing squad.
Maxjam1976 is now officially listed as MIA.
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Brilliant stuff!
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spiffing piece of writing maxjam , it brought tears to my eyes.
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First Class :lol: :lol:
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8 Months and 15 days after the disappearance of Lance Corporal Maxjam1976 from the deck of the USS John C Stenis, during a friendly fire incident resulting in the death of a fellow comrade, the marine has been found alive and well.
He reportedly was found wandering naked with a herd of goats on the upper hillsides overlooking the Gulf of Oman.
He is now safe and is being cared for in Our lady of Lourdes general hospital, as the military private jet he was on board developed engine trouble over Ireland and made an emergency landing at Gormanston Aerodrome.
Following initial tests it was deemed dangerous to move him due to severe mental trauma.
Doctors suspect a repatriation with his mother may help heal him as all he has been saying since regaining conciousness is
maaaaa
maaaaaaaaah
mAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
its good to be back, chopper wh0r35 are still around though :-\
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lol, wb soldier [salute]
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:D :D
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TBH, I just get out, and throw some C4 onto the heli. Then, when they're flying away, I ask why they wanted me to jump. If they give a tardish answer, I tell them that they're tards, and then flick the switch.
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if im shot or blown up for a chopper yea i go on a mad one but if ther is 2 clan m8s on and the pilot ask me nicely ill get out its a game and games are ther to have fun so ill get out not a bother but if they tell me to f-off i get out and c4 ther asses WAR
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Doctors suspect a repatriation with his mother may help heal him as all he has been saying since regaining conciousness is
maaaaa
maaaaaaaaah
mAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
lmao lol